Continuing with my series on the ever-disappearing lunch break, we get this (h/t Derek Attig) Want to take off for lunch but the boss won’t let you? Then buy this inflatable Lunch Decoy from Applebee’s. That’s the premise behind the latest marketing campaign from the fast casual dining chain. But the product is no joke — it’s a real product actually on sale on Amazon. There are six such decoys to choose from, including The Cubicle Queen and The Go-Getter. Soon, all we’ll be left with is this: