If you’re Tolstoy, you get to:
- Say that Shakespeare was a dreadful playwright.
- Tell Chekhov he’s worse than Shakespeare.
If you’re Chekhov, you get to:
- Be told by Tolstoy you’re worse than Shakespeare.
- Be Chekhov.
If you’re Tolstoy, you get to:
If you’re Chekhov, you get to: